Posted by Bob on January 2, 2004: Hey gang. Sorry for disappearing last week, but I had a bunch of people over, and I almost flat out forgot about sending Steve the last page of the comic. We almost didn't have a page five uploaded...
So, apparently someone has analyzed Transformers the Movie a bit too much...Click here to see what I mean. Jason? Is he right? Or just a dork with waaay too much time on his hands? Smart money is on "both."
Here's a question for ya. What if you lived your life as a black man, then one day discovered you, you know, weren't? That's some crazy stuff there man.
Sweet Christ! Man, there's a reason I don't go outside, and that there might be one of em. Yeah, outside. Where there's bears and stuff. There's also FORTY NINE FOOT LONG GOD DAMN SNAKES. I've never been one to be squeamish about a snake, but when it takes EIGHT of me to equal one of them? Forget that. I'm not going out of this country. Ever.
Apparently, the eventual destroyer of the human race has been unleashed upon us. Buy lots of guns now...I won't let the robots take over THIS house!
Yeah, I don't know how to follow that up, so I won't even try.
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