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posted by StevePosted by Steve on December 5, 2003: New comic here. It's kinda silly and it's been hanging around the script file for a long time now, but hopefully you guys will like it.

We've put up a new link banner because, well, because we just realized we didn't have one. There should be a few more coming eventually. You know, in case that kind of thing excites you.

Ouch. Man, how pissed off at someone do you have to be to bite their tongue off?

That's about all for now. See you next week.


posted by BobPosted by Bob on December 5, 2003: So, you should probably read the comic before you read this first paragraph here. Anyway, I think it's kinda obvious as to who the costume is an homage to, but just in case you don't see it, it's a mix of Captain America of course, Batman and Superman. That's why Bob wears the star shirt anyway, in a nod to the good Captain.

Ugh. Never liked the Stones, never will. If I want to watch an aging queen dance around to oldies, I'll rent a Richard Simmons video. And a knight? Jesus, they might as well be putting those things in cracker jack boxes.

This video is kinda neat. You may just have to download it, cause it's Windows Media. If you've ever wanted to see someone smoke through Mario 3, this is the video for you.

Last week, Batman won my little poll. This week it was Nighcrawler. Next week? Spin the wheel, make the deal, baby!

Now, I'm sitting here eating a bowl of Smorz cereal as I write this, and I got to thinking. Why is it "Smorz" and not "S'mores," as it should be? Did someone seriously look at S'mores and say "You know, we've got graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate in a deliciously sugary mix. This won't appeal to children whatsoever! We've got to hip it up a bit." Jesus, I love that logic. Welcome to zcreenfreeze.net! And why should I stop there? I'm Bob Dahlztrom and Zteve Zabelka is the writer. Or iz it Zteve Sabelka? I zuppose I zhould reverze the S and the Z zo it makez more zenze. Yeah. Thiz haz upped the cool factor of thiz zite by at leazt 136%. The moral of all this nonsense? This is what I come up with when Steve says "I don't have much of a post this week." Let's hope for all our sakes he has something to talk about next week.