Posted by Steve on October 3, 2003: New comic here. I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's not one of our best comics, but they can't all be winners.
So, I've been playing a lot of Metroid Prime lately. It's cool and all, but its got this weird habit of giving enemies these really harsh sounding names, then making them total wusses. Like you scan the guy and his name is like "Elite Pirate" or "Destructus Skullfucker", and you get all psyched like it's gonna be a real good fight, then it turns out that it's attack consists of like, asking you to jump in some lava or trying to make you believe it already beat you up or something.
If you never got the chance to see The State, behold! Might I recommend "$240 Worth of Pudding"? Enjoy.
You know, I love Oreos as much as the next guy, but you hand me a deep-fried Oreo, and I'm probably gonna punch you in the face. Or at least give you a really mean look.
How funny is this shit?
Any time I get a chance to link to X-Entertainment, I'm happy. So with that in mind, here you go. See you next week.
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