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posted by BobPosted by Bob (bob at screenfreeze dot net) on November 10, 2006: So, apparently, I don't know how to read. Why would I say this? Because Steve sent me the script for this week's comic and I just laid the whole thing out and drew it. No problem, right? Well, when I looked at the script again later, I realized he wrote this as a Bob and Joe comic, not a Bob and Steve. Being the lazy fuck that I am, I didn't change anything. So Steve it remains.

I did rationalize this though. Remember way back when Bob and Steve got in a fight about Steve's commie PC lovin' ways? Well, the resolution to all that was that Steve had to buy an iPod. And so it has come to pass. It's funny, looking at that old comic compared to this new one, that's probably the first time I've linked to a comic that's at least a year old where there wasn't some sort of massive style change between the linked comic and the new one. I mean sure, Steve and Bob look a hell of a lot better now, but that's just because I've drawn them more. The actual art style is relatively similar. I suppose that's a good thing, yes?

Looks like System of a Down is making a movie. Certainly looks interesting. Not your typical band movie. In fact, it doesn't look like a band movie at all. I'd definitely like to check this one out.

You know, you gotta wonder what other what other crazy shit has been marketed to kids over the years. Everything in this video is a double entendre. It's uber sexual, if you're older than the intended viewing audience anyhow. Remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time, if you like.

In a complete 180 degree turn from the last link, here's a story about all the failures of Donald Rumsfeld. Yes, I know it has nothing to do with the last link. It probably won't have anything to do with the next link. But there it is.

Okay, so maybe this link is similar. Turns out the war in Iraq WAS about the oil after-all.

It looks like the "Mac guy" Justin Long is gone. Good. Now I just hope they get a new ad scheme going next. Those commercials SUCKED. I'm a long long time Mac user, and I hated those damned things.

What would a newspost be from me if I didn't post some bad shit about the PS3? It just sorta completes every post I write, doesn't it?

We've all seen the videos showing just how much Michael Jackson's face has changed over the years. Hell, I might have linked to one before. But at any rate, here's a page showing the changes all in picture form, complete with commentary.

Remember when I used to post videos of people breaking their ass in two all the time? Yeah, me too. I know I haven't posted one lately, so here's one if you need your fix.

Well, I'm outta links, so I will leave you with a year's worth of unnecessary censorship. Be good, kids.


posted by StevePosted by Steve (steve at screenfreeze dot net) on November 10, 2006: Just a few quick notes. "Sandwich Day" is from Penny Arcade, of course. Just wanted to cite the source, I guess.

I did buy an ipod. I'm too tired to talk about it. More next week.