Verdict

Posted by Bob on August 12, 2005: Well everyone, we're back with a new comic that can be found here. Today, we have the verdict. What will happen to Bob? Does anyone really care? EXCITEMENT ABOUNDS! Anyhow, it sort of ends in a way we've seen before, huh? What do you think, is it the same result? I guess you'll find out, won't you! Bwahaha, eat the drama up!

Sadly, the comic con has come and gone. But that means I've got pictures again! Not as many hot women pictures as last year, but plenty of me making an ass of myself. So, click here to check 'em out.

Kevin Smith was at the con this year, but as always, the line to see him crossed the entire floor, and from what I understand, went outside the convention center. So screw that. But, here's the report from his panel. Biggest news is that he's not doing Green Hornet anymore, which is good cause maybe that means we'll finally fucking see more Clerks Animated. Or at least, I can hope.

Here, we have what is essentially a light gun game without a light gun. Could be better, could be worse, but I thought it was at least worth a link.

Chriss Angel. MINDFREAK! Yes, but he's also a pretentious, egomaniacal weirdo. Anyhow, here's a video that shows him levitating. Doesn't something about it look off to you? Like, I mean when he lifts off, how his upper body always seems to go back, as if he was on wires. Yes, I see he is doing this outside, and I imagine if, say, a helicopter was there lifting him, it would be quite obvious. I dunno, maybe he can do it. Liz and I (her, with the precious working InDemand at her house, grr, damn you Comcast!) saw him on A&E put these giant fishhooks in his back and get lifted off the ground by a helicopter. So who knows, he's obviously out of his mind, which means anything is possible.

So, I'm pretty much a nasty bastard all the time, and I like picking on people. But every once in a while, I come across a story that just warms my cold black heart. Observe. I'd love to see this kid go. I want to know how he does it. This is easily the best part of the article: "'How do I move?' an exasperated opponent, Ryan O'Banion, asked during a battle in which his character is frozen in place. 'You can't,' Mellen answered before finishing him off." That's just so fantastic.

Hmm. Back onto some stories about people who are fucked in the head, and I don't mean myself. Here we have one determined man. I mean really, I get tired of hammering things after about 3 swings. I can't imagine swinging a hammer at someone seventy times.

I'm not entirely sure where this comes from, but it makes me laugh. Simple stuff, but I'm a simple man, what do you want from me?

All right gang, that seems to be all I've got in me for now, so I'll be back in a week with more crap, I assure you. See you all then.

Posted by Steve on August 12, 2005: I always sort of feel bad when Bob comes back from the Chicago Con. He always meets a bunch of other webcomic people, and I feel bad that I wasn't there too. The problem is that, while I read the occasional comic book, and certain watch my share of comic movies, cartoons, etc., it's just not really my thing. I'd go, meet the webcomic people, talk for awhile, then want to split. I imagine once this combined with my ...problem... with large groups of people set in, I'd probably last two hours tops before I was ready to go home. I imagine that would make me not that great to hang out with. So, I don't know, sorry, I guess. Maybe next time. I doubt it though. Nothing personal.

That's about all I've got this week. See you next time.