 Posted by Bob on July 22, 2005: Hey all. We bring you a new comic, which is right here. What happened to the Retail Avenger? Who knows! You'll have to read on to find out.
Not this week though, suckas! This week's comic takes place in an entirely different setting. Let's call it "Bob's Greatest Hits." And since I know nothing about courtrooms other than it's not fun to serve on a jury, the entire court is Night Court. And since there's lots of people in this comic, I made this handy little guide, so if you want to see all the atrocities committed on these poor people, you'll know just where to look. Yes, it probably would have been cool if I made it all sliced up in Photoshop, and clicking on a particular person would bring you to their comic, but I don't know how to do that, so just pretend it's much better than it really is, and we'll all do just fine.
Onto some links. My internet connection has been rather shaky lately, so I apologize if I don't have as many neat links as I tend to. Anyhow. Let's start with a flash version of one of my favorite games ever, Buster Brothers. Course, they changed it a bit and called it Bubble Trouble, but the idea's the same. I just checked my games, and I don't have Buster Brothers. I swear I bought it when I was working at the video game store. There's treachery afoot!
A while back I linked to a game called NaNaCrash, (or something like that) where you had to knock this girl as far as you could. Well, I found another similar one called Kitten Cannon! Same sort of idea, you aim the cannon and hit space to shoot the kitten out of it....If you can avoid the spikes and the Venus Cat Traps, you'll do well.
And in other news, sex is good for you! I can totally see dudes using this information just to get women to sleep with them. "It'll make you look better! You'll lose weight!" Then the lady will be all "What, you think I'm fat?" And then a fight will break out, and people will laugh at them. Ah, good times.
How about some other news? Okay, here's something for you: Shot putting MELTS YOU FACE! (Yes, that's supposed to be "YOU" not "your." Don't call me out on it!
What's with all the games this week? Here's another, its like Punch Out, but instead you fight Breakfast Foods. Weird. Anyhow, it's fun, except you get too tired waaaaaay too quickly.
And here we have some before and after magazine pictures. Quite a difference, no? Magazine retouchers do a lot of work to make the people in the magazines look good. So when you complain that you can never look like the women in magazines, just think of what we can do with a wacom.
So, it's listed as "Twenty things that only happen in movies." It says that in the menu bar and it says that in the web address. Only problem? There's forty items in the list. Still, its pretty funny and very true, so it's definitely worth looking at.
And since I can't get anything else to load to find more sites for you, I think I'm gonna call it a post. Back in a week, gang.
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