Little in the Middle

Posted by Bob on April 22, 2005: So, maybe you have to forgive us a bit with the punchline being a little dated in this week's comic, but come on. That song's a classic. Though I'm sure Sir Mix a Lot wants to put a bullet in his head when he hears that now a days. Although, maybe I'm wrong, cause I've seen Jamster type ads on TV for a Sir Mix a Lot ring tone that goes to the beat of "Baby Got Back" but with the words changed to...well, I don't exactly remember what, but they were changed to indicate that your phone is ringing, as a cell phone ring tone should do.

I bet Sir Mix A Lot gets women that come up to him on the street to show him their asses. Just giant bovine pig whore women, who are like "I got back! I got back!" As he thinks to himself "Yeah, and front and side and top and..."

So, this is funny. It's basically people signing on to AIM and just fucking with random people. They're all pretty funny from what I've read, (though I didn't read them all, so don't yell at me if you read one that's not funny) but this one and this one are the best.

Oh my god do I want these. The price is steep, so I will just have to make my own. Shelves are easy to build, so whenever I get a place of my own, I know what I'm making. I've got enough books to fill that fucker. Oh yes.

So, the pictures are kind of small, but you get the idea here- this must be the best CPU case mod ever. My nice little eMac is jealous.

Really not entirely sure what's going on in this video, but maybe Steve can tell us, he's the baseball nut and all.

Now, you have to believe it kills me to have to link to something that has to do with Fred Durst, but when it makes him look retarded, then well, I'm all over that.

And if you think that's bad, then think about this. I could link you to the Fred Durst sex video. I've seen links to it. I know where to find it. Be afraid.

So, Jules Winnfield talks hockey. That's a good enough sell for that link, yeah?

And how about some more yelling? Okay, this time it's Tyra Banks. Ah, yelling.

And lastly, this is why I love Dance Dance Revolution. Some people are just insane. And that's all I've got. Back in a week, gang.

Posted by Steve on April 22, 2005: New comic here. I don't know, it made me laugh. Once again Bob took a mediocre script and turned it into gold. I love that panel of Bob peeking back at the screen. Gold.

The video Bob linked to is the infamous Steve Lyons Incident. Basically, what you see is what you get. He slid into first, got up to dust himself off, dropped his drawers to clean off, and apparently forgot he was in the middle of a stadium full of people.

I suppose it's worth mentioning that I recently abandoned Apple and got a new PC. Bob's crushed and extremely disappointed in me, which is pretty much business as usual. As solid as OS X is (and it's excellent, make no mistake) Apple hardware prices are just insane. The OS is great, but when you're talking about a difference of at least 1,000 dollars in some cases for comparable hardware, well, that's not much of a decision.

That's all for now. See you next week.