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posted by BobPosted by Bob on April 8, 2005: Hey all. New comic would be right here, provided that it's online, and seeing as you're, you know, reading this, I'd be willing to bet that it is. So check that out. It's the last comic in the Grace saga, unless somehow we come up with something else to extend it another week, but I don't see it happening. The comic's kinda huge, file size wise and pixel wise, but I don't think it's that big a deal.

As we all know by now, I have this weird thing with sharks and whales. They kinda scare the crap outta me, but I read everything I can find about them. For example, this. I'm ok with this, cause it's not a real shark or anything, but I think my favorite part is "However, if the sub goes kablooey, Cousteau can eject through an escape hatch in the shark's head." So, if the thing is gonna go, rather then get blown to bits almost instantaneously, he can eject and get ripped to shreds by giant killing machines. I'm sure that's a comforting thought, no?

No matter how old I get, I can always laugh at simple sophmoric humor. Ah, good stuff.

I gotta say, I love HP's campaign with digital cameras.

So, you all know...It's just a movie, right? I mean, these people are just crazy. I've been to comic cons. These people are for real. In case you don't remember, here's some proof. I'm still very in love with that Dark Phoenix.

Jason, this is for you. You have got to take pictures of your room and reclaim your throne. We all know you've got this guy beat.

If you ever thought to yourself it would be fun to play a 2d flash version of the game Doom, I've got your fix right here. I'm sure it would be cool, but unfortunately, I've got no coordination as far as mouse and keyboard games go. I just can't do it. I need a controller.

And in closing, I give you my favorite news story of the week. Back in a week, folks.


posted by StevePosted by Steve on April 8, 2005: New comic here. It's quite large in terms of file size, so apologies in advance to our dialup friends. You actually wouldn't believe how much I argue with Bob about file sizes. I try to keep you guys in mind, I really do. But I don't think he's used dialup in ages. I'm pretty sure he's been on cable since I've known him, which goes back at least 6 or 7 years now. Anyway, since he has no idea how painfully slow dialup is, I don't think he understands how much big image files slow things up. Hell, I don't think he believes dialup really exists. I think to him, when I bitch about comics being too big, it's about the same to him as if I was to say "Hey Bob, the Leprechauns and Orcs would appreciate it if you keep the comic at a reasonable size." Anyway, the point is that Bob sucks.

Anyway, about the actual comic. Grace's odd request is based on true events. In my circle of friends, when the "Joe" or "Safety Monkey" of the group does or says something really stupid, we make him run his head into someone's foot. It's something I've always wanted to work into a strip, and since I couldn't think of anything else to wrap things up, I went with that.

Play an Alice in Chains and Nirvana CD this weekend. See you next week.