Riddles in the Dark

Posted by Steve on March 18, 2005: We've got your comic hookup right over here. I admit it's not one of our best, but we reworked the end a bit at the last minute, and I think it's a lot better than what we had before. And besides, we just gave you a ten page Dr. Seuss parody, so you guys owe us one.

Not only is Aikida an excellent comic, but they link to us. And not only that, but they link to us and say nice things about us. And you know what happens when sites link to us, right? They get chicks*. Hear that Fenris? Hot hot chicks*.

That's about all from me. See you next week.

*Hot hot chicks not likely to actually appear.

Posted by Bob on March 18, 2005: Hey gang. Today's comic can be found here, and can also be found on the "Current" link to the left there. Or, you can find it as the second comic of year four in the archives, or even go to last week's comic and click next. Just so you know. I mean, who am I to say that you can only see this week's comic if you click that "here" link? I'm a man of options. Anyway, last week's comic didn't have anything to do with the current storyline, so a little refresher. Last time we met, Bob revealed to Jessie who was responsible for the destruction of Relentless Records. Turns out, it was Grace. Who is Grace? You'll have to read this week's comic to find out!

Let's get the links train a rollin' with something incredibly creepy. On the site, it is listed as "Absolutely hilarious," but personally, I find it nightmare inducing.

So, I found this, the top five worst NES peripherals of all time. This is an older story, so I might have linked to it before, but there's so many damn comics in this archive it's hard to remember what I've linked to and what I've not linked to. Anyway, over the years, Nintendo has come up with some pretty cool gadgets and games. They've been pretty innovative over the years. That being said, they've surely released some clunkers. For instance, the five items reviewed here. Another site has done a countdown of stupid stuff Nintendo has released too, and that site would be...

I-Mockery. I'm going to assume you're all familiar with I-Mockery if you read us, cause I know we've linked to them before. Let's just consider it required reading, yeah?

Check this out. This is a short story about what may happen in the future. It's 2014, and Google and Amazon have merged to form a super uber news company. In response to this, the New York Times goes offline. This is brought to us by the Museum of Media History, and it is a Time-Shifted Transmission. So, you know, it's from the future. It's not a story, it's for real! For real and true?

Yes, son. For real and true.

It's a little known secret about us at Think Tank here, but it's totally true that Vin Diesel reads the comic. For real, he's a big comic fan, and he definately digs Think Tank. So, Vin, in a way of thanking you for bringing us the Pacifier, I'd like to present your fans with this awesome clip of you breakdancing. I know you won't mind me posting that, and I expect a thank you credit in your next film.

I'm relatively sure I've linked to this guy before, but in case I haven't, here's the real Prince of Persia. Why isn't this guy a stuntman? He's just phenomenal.

And with that, I'm gonna call it a night. Back in a week with more in the Grace saga.