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posted by BobPosted by Bob on February 25, 2005: Today's comic can be found here. The comic continues after the break.

And we're back. The pulse punding conclusion of our little story can be found here. It's one comic, but I broke it up into two just because of the size of it. Captain Steve is very insistent that I keep things a decent size for dial up users, but I usually don't. This time, I did, so how about that. Your welcome everyone on dial up!

So, I don't remember if I ever mentioned my feelings on whales or not. Whales freak me out. Just the knowledge that there's something that ginormus under the water, and can come up at any minute kinda scares me. So, imagine how I felt when I found this. Granted, it's a shark, but it's close enough for me. I love how great white sharks are protected animals. Cause god knows we need lots of mindless killing machines fucking about in the ocean. I'll stick to the landlocked places on Earth, thank you very much.

Here's a kind of fun game. It seems like the best way to do it, at least, that I've seen, is to grab the guys and throw them all the way up the the top of the screen, and then they'll splat upon hitting the dirt.

Is it me, or is this just kind of sad? I don't know how to feel.

This made me laugh.

I remember posting something about piercing your face so you can put glasses lenses in. I thought it was a little crazy, but not nearly as insane as this. I'm okay with tattooing. I know some people even brand themselves like you'd brand a cow. That's crazy too, but a little bit understandable. This, however, is freakin' insane. WHYWHYWHY would someone want a piece of metal put under their skin?!? I don't get people sometimes. No, most of the time. I don't get people most of the time.

Behold, the top One Hundred Gadgets of all time!!! That is very much a nerdy link, so all you cool people can skip it. Although, to be fair, how many cool people are really reading this? I'm writing it and I'm about ten thousand miles away from cool.

< Milhouse > My Mom thinks I'm cool!

Well, I suppose a Simpsons reference is the best place to end things. So, I will. Back in a week, folks.


posted by StevePosted by Steve on February 25, 2005: Just a quick note. This is the start of a stretch of continuity, co-authored by Bob. I think it turned out pretty well, but my opinion is biased, I suppose. See you next week.