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posted by BobPosted by Bob on February 4, 2005: Today's comic can be found here, as you would expect. A warning though, it's really huge. It's 200+k, which is pretty big for our comics as of late. Actually, the file size has been increasingly getting bigger recently, I don't know why. I would also like to point out that I didn't write this comic, regardless of what it looks like. You'd think this comic would be a Bob comic, but you would be very wrong on that. And since Captain Steve asked, I'll point it out to you all too- the elephant in the window is a poster; it's from the cover of "Elephunk," by the Black Eyed Peas. Oh, and Link has a mustache now.

Onto the games. First, there's this. This is a really fun game, but it's really kinda hard. You have to use the Ping Pong ball shooter and launch ping pong balls into goldfish bowls. Check it out.

Who knew candy could be so sexual? Mature content there...If you're out of your head. I mean honestly, that's just ridiculous.

Let's keep the sex going with some good old i-mockery. Here's their list of the most sexual moments in video game history. Well, discounting stuff like Hooterball or Leisure Suit Larry, that stuff is obvious. This is a list of stuff that wasn't likely intentionally sexy.

This is awesome. Custom made coffins, that's great. I can't believe one of them is a uterus. Yes, you read that right, a gynecologist literally is going to be buried in a uterus. I suppose it could be worse; He could be a proctologist. How the hell would you even decide on that? "Hi, I'd like an anus coffin." That's just crazy.

At some point in my life, I will buy an awesome airhockey table. I know it. I'd have one now, but I have no where to put it. So, for now, I guess this will do.

All right, I know that it's been kind of a short post for me, but that's all I've got in the tank this week. Let's see if the good Captain has anything good to add. But for me, that's it. Back in a week.


posted by StevePosted by Steve on February 4, 2005: If you've ever worked a day in retail, you know this guy. Maybe not him, but you know the type. They come in 5 minutes before closing, and you're there until a quarter after trying to get them to leave. Well, most people wait for them to leave. Your favorite webcomic characters (no, not Tycho and Gabe, fool) handle things their own way.

I've actually got a link or two for you guys this week, starting with this. While I can certainly understand not wanting to give away a $75,000 necklace, you can't do it for the cameras then take it back. That's just beyond lame.

Also, there's this. Please note which one finished first. Also note which was the first one eliminated. Figures.

That's all for now. See you next week.