 Posted by Bob on November 12, 2004: Hey gang, you can find the new comic right here. There's gonna be some spoilers below, so you may want to read it first before you read the post.
Seriously, don't read my post first. Read the comic.
Honestly, read the comic..
For real and true, read the comic first. I warned you.
Either you've read the comic, or you're incredibly stubborn, so here we are. As you can see, the machine known as Colossus is no more. I know Steve liked him and quite a few of you all did too, but I had a good way to get rid of him, so I did. I think he went out with a bang, right? I will admit to feeling a little sad as I wrote and drew this one, but I think it'll be okay. You may notice a similarity to this comic, which was purely intentional, I assure you. This comic also marks one of the rare times where a character that's not one of the main five makes a repeat appearance.
This is awesome! He looks like a superhero! It reminds me of that one old SNL sketch where Eddie Murphy painted himself white to see what it was like for white people. He would get the newspaper for free, and the seller guy sold one to a black guy. After he left they laugh "What a silly negro!" Stuff like that. It was much funnier than I related it here.
Bwahaha, here's an idiot falling and making an ass out of himself. Excellent.
You think obituaries are too boring and stale? Well, here's Obituaries: Remixed. Finally, death is something we can all laugh at. And thank god for that.
Hmmm...what do I want for Christmas...ummm...maybe some KARATE KOMMANDOS! Why the hell was it decided that Chuck Norris should be a marketable children's character? And why does Kimo look like a more retarded version of Sloth on that card picture? Is that what they're trying to teach children? That retarded people are something we should have fun with? Hmm...You know, I may just be able to get behind that.
This link is mainly for the benefit of Steve and Amanda. Look at the IQ's of who voted for who. All of the Bush supporters are at the bottom of the list. Awesome, eh?
With that in mind, here's a game for ya. What's scary is that the quotes he gives are actual quotes. Scary, isn't it?
All right, two political links in a row signals that it's time for me to go. Besides, writing this post up has quite literally made me late for work. So, I think I'll be back in a week.
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