 Posted by Bob on September 17, 2004: Today's comic is based in reality, as per our usual agreement. Psi-Ops, (which, by the way, is an excellent game and can be had for like, thirty bucks brand new,) is as far as I see it a Magneto simulator. I can't think of many things in a video game that are more fun than jumping on top of a copy machine and riding it into the face of a guard, then slamming it down on top of him while you're still standing on it. Or, to cap a guy in the face with a shotgun, then use his dead body as a javelin against the other guards. You can even sneak up behind guys and mind drain them till their head pops like a grape. That's cool and all, but nothing beats the Telekinetic surfing. It's too much fun.
Because I'm a giver, here's a picture of you're favorite singer and mine, Britney Spears. She's a singer, a writer, a director, a coreographer, a dancer...what we in the business like to call an "artiste."
As usual, I bring you crazy news stories, cause they make me laugh. Well, maybe* I'm just a heartless bastard, but this has gotta be one of the funniest ones I've read in a long time.
Obligatory flash game. It's cool, really.
If you're familiar with this site, you remember how much Steve and I like that video of the nerds playing D&D or something similar, where someone is a big Ogre, with another person throwing popcorn ot something similar at the ogre while yelling "LIGHTNING BOLT!" over and over. I don't remember the link, sadly. Anyway, here's another video of something kinda similar. Not as good as LIGHTNING BOLT! But, it'll still make you feel better about yourself once you've watched it.
Another goofy news story? What what what? I hope you can handle it all.
And here's quite possibly the coolest thing ever. A legitimate map of Springfield-and not just any Springfield. The Simpsons Springfield! Yeah!
I was gonna post this last week, but the site I found it on had taken the video down. Thankfully, I came across another. If you don't look at any of the links I provide this week, at least check this one out. High-larious.
Well, I've rambled about nothing for long enough, so I'm gonna wrap it up. Back in a week, cats.
*I totally am.
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