 Posted by Bob on August 6, 2004: Much like a certain part on one certain Hedwig, today's comic is small but outrageously fierce. I didn't have much input in the writing of this one; Steve and I were talking on AIM and out of nowhere he lays the big line Steve has in the comic on me. Sure enough, it became a comic. Why? Because Steve's just enough of a script whore that he's not willing to give away any material. Trust me on this, the archives are a good enough reflection of that.
So, when they released the first pictures of the Batmobile from Batman Begins, a lot of people complained. I personally thought it looked really cool. Now, there's a video of it in motion, and I still think it looks really cool. Now, I think the Batmobile should be a tank. Batman is a crime fighter, not a race car driver. He should be able to just demolish anything that is in his way. That being said, I still think that this is the coolest Batmobile design. It just looks imposing and cool. As long as they don't have it sprout wings and fly or turn into a bat sub or something, I'm happy.
Okay. So, maybe, just maybe, this guy has a really smoking hot wife, and not getting sex from her would be like torture. But you tell me...Does this seem like a good answer to your problems? Who the hell thinks "I can't have sex tonight, so I'm gonna cut off my dong?" That's just retarded. I love how it says "He was reported in serious but stable condition on Friday afternoon." Obviously, this guy is NOT in stable condition. The only reason to cut off your own penis would be if there was an alien that had taken up residence within it, and in cutting it off you could save the world. And even then, it's still a maybe.
Moving on. As you know, I have a soft spot for goofy flash games. Here's a cool one I came across. The throwing is a little inconsistent, but it's still kind of fun and addictive. It's kinda hard for me-Maybe I just really suck at it, I dunno.
So, I finally caved and bought my first ever computer game. Yep, I am now the owner of Freedom Force for my Mac. Granted, it's two years old, but it's a start. So far, I dig it. I mean, where else can you pull a light post out of the cement and club civillians with it? Count me as sold. I gotta make some heroes for the game...Like Captain Shock Therapy and Run Away From Danger-Man. Maybe even the Retail Avenger will make an appearance. If I decide to make a 3-D counterpart of RA, I'll make sure to show the results here.
Hmm...I suppose RA oughta get added to the cast page too, right?
Well, I think that's all I've got for now. I thought I meant to talk about something else with you in my post here, but I really can't remember what it is. If I ocme up with anything, I'll add it here or maybe just post in the forum. The forum, which I might add, is FREE and EASY to register and post. Steve and I are in there daily...We'll answer anything you've got on your mind!
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