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posted by StevePosted by Steve on May 7, 2004: This is pretty much a word for word conversation me and Bob had once. He's got some kind of bizarre hatred for Julia Roberts that probably crosses the border into unhealthy. It took me forever to convince him to see that flick. (which really is good) He's weird like that.

Speaking of the comic, I told Bob that Bob's arm/hand in the fifth panel looked kinda weird. Between you and me, it's really not that bad, but I know saying it to him will give him a complex about it. For every minor art imperfection that he can't fix, he dies a little inside.

That's about all I've got this week. See you next week.


posted by BobPosted by Bob on May 7, 2004: Back to normal with a Steve comic this week. Yes, it's true, I hate hate hate Julia Roberts. I have never met her, nor am I likely to, but I just can not stand her. That being said, Ocean's Eleven rocks. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend doing so. I don't have the same hopes for Ocean's Twelve, however, because it's got Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones, who is high on the "Julia Roberts"scale of people I hate for no real reason. If they make an Ocean's Thirteen and add Nicole Kidman to the mix I may have to just shoot myself. One comic thing you may notice, though you probably won't, is that Jessie's skirt color changed. It turned out it was the same color as the grey on the front of the counter, so I made it a bluish grey so she doesn't blend in with the background.

Ahaha, Nickelback sucks. As if we didn't know that already, right? Though, this is something I don't know if I can fault Nickelback for. It is no secret that we are in the middle of a huuuuuge drought of good music. The reason being most music is just total dairy freeze, same ol' same ol' stuff. Vocal tools have made every lead singer sound the same. It's like Henry says. When you can listen to the radio and hear six songs in a row and think it's all part of the first part of a really medocre cd until you find out it is six different bands, you know something's gotta be wrong. We need some sort of new rock revolution again. "Grunge" had it's time, and it faded. Femmepunk and Emo is all the rage now...That needs to stop. We need music with balls. Music that makes you want to wreck shit. Not music that makes you want to write angry poetry.

Wanna buy me something for the next 12 years? How about this? That's gonna look really nice on a bookshelf when it's all completed. And here's a fact I'm blatantly stealing from a cat at Penciljack. "The interesting part is, even though he drew the strip for 50 years, he never liked the name Peanuts. He also never missed a single deadline in 50 years, including when he had open heart surgery as well as when his house burned down, which also destroyed 6 weeks worth of strips he had ready to send to his editor." You hear that webcomic-er's? Get your shit together!

Holy crap holy crap holy crap. If people see stuff like this and go back to construction, that tells me either people are retarded or construction must be really good. Jesus that had to hurt.

God. It's people like this that give artists the weird reputation that we have. That's just crazy. Technically, would that be considered cannibalism? Hmm, I wonder.

And it wouldn't be a real post from me without some comic movie news, so here's the first pictures of Christian Bale as Batman. Lots of internet dorks have already said "This sucks" but personally, I don't think it's concrete enough to make any sort of decision. They're really dark and barely show off any of the costume. I'm still not worried. Remember how crappy everyone thought the X-Men movie was gonna be based on the first shots from it? Remember how awesome it turned out? We'll see with Batman.

All right, that's enough out of me. Hopefully, I'll be able to get some more old comics updated with new commentary...Keep your eyes open. Back in seven.