This Just In

Posted by Steve on April 2 2004: New comic here. This was, shockingly enough, Bob's idea. He pitched me the idea, and since I didn't have anything for this week anyway, I just sort of worked his insane ramblings into something resembling a script, and there ya go. That last line by the reporter is from someone or somewhere, but I don't know who or where. I think it's from Steven Wright, but I'm not sure. Anyway, it's someone's line, not mine, is the point I'm trying to make. We just liked the way it sounded.

Bob added a new wallpaper which can be found, oddly enough, on our wallpapers page, right at the bottom. I wasn't gonna post it 'til next week, (because I'm just that damn lazy) but I needed something to talk about for this news post, so there you are.

One last thing. If you played an April Fools joke on someone yesterday, kill yourself. Seriously. What a stupid fucking idea this "holiday" is. Ugh.

That's all I've got for now. See you next week.

Posted by Bob on April 2, 2004: Hey gang. I actually have some site news today; I've decided to go back to all the old comics and add new commentary to them. Why? Cause it's what all the cool kids do when they get a book together, and since I don't anticipate a Think Tank book any time soon, this is the best I can do. So far, I've only done the first five comics or so, but check back cause eventually I'll get em all done...hopefully.

So, there's some webisodes up for Spider-Man 2. Should be a good movie, let me tell ya.

Check this out. The replacement for the M-16. It totally looks like a toy, and I totally want one. I could use something to crush all of my enemies. Yeah, that'd be sweet.

We all know Jerry Seinfeld is a Superman fan, but did you know he's got some shorts where they star together? Well, not shorts as in pants, shorts as in short films or what have you. Though a Seinfeld/Superman movie about shorts could be interesting, right? Ah, who am I kidding. Superman wears his panties on the outside of his pants. He's the last guy to talk to about shorts.

It's official: Kill Bill is gonna get the coolest action figures ever. Need more proof? Watch the video. Who needs a kung fu grip or a dream car when you have artery spraying action? Now all we need is a Red Forman from Robocop with Jugular spouting effects and you can call me sold.

Well, that's all I've got. Hope you like the comic, see you in a week.

Love, me. XOXOXOXO